You Got Fucked.
Not The Fun Way.
Over 100,000 people have been scammed by counterfeit products. It fucking sucks, and I want to help you.
How To Spot A Fake
There Is No Barcode
The Packaging Is Censored In Any Way
You’re Missing Cards, ie “Bitcoin” or “Bad Breath”
Flimsy Cards
I’ll Send You A Free Deck!
If you buy some expansions I will just give you the main game for free. Sound fair?
Buy 2, Get 3
Pick any two decks, the third one shows up free. Cheapest deck in the cart is on us.
Buy 3, Get 4, Plus 15% Off
Fourth deck free and fifteen percent off the rest. Yes, on top of the free one.
Take The Whole Shelf, Half Off
Fuck it! Buy all 5 and get them 50% off!
Build Your Bundle
Tick the decks you want. Discounts apply themselves. No code, no minimum spend, no talking to anyone.
50% off the
whole shelf
Send Us The Fake
If you really JUST want the single replacement, email us a pic of the counterfeit and we will send you a deck for the cost it takes us to ship it.
Questions, Answered Bluntly
If it didn’t come from this site or an authorized retailer, assume it’s fake. Spite House Studios is printed on every real box.
Yes. Free deck plus the percentage off, applied at checkout. No codes to forget.
The cheapest one in your bundle. Pick expensive things and the math gets friendlier.
Please don’t mail us garbage. A photo is enough. Keep it as a warning to guests.